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June 3, 2024 | Art of the Collapse, June 2024

John Rubino is a former Wall Street financial analyst and author or co-author of five books, including The Money Bubble: What to Do Before It Pops and Clean Money: Picking Winners in the Green-Tech Boom. He founded the popular financial website in 2004, sold it in 2022, and now publishes John Rubino’s Substack newsletter.

Looks like the Aristocracy has finally stopped pretending to be the good guys. George Washington is not impressed:

‘250 Years Wasn’t A Bad Run,’ Says George Washington Looking On From Heaven

Babylon Bee — Watching as the last vestige of the nation he helped found crumbled, George Washington sighed and remarked that America still had gone on a pretty solid two-hundred-fifty year run.

“Not bad, gentlemen,” said Washington to a few other Founding Fathers. “It’s sad to see it end, but we had a pretty epic couple of centuries there.”

As the United States breathed its last, Washington opined on what he and the other Fathers could have done differently. “Maybe we should have added a few more instructions, like, ‘No, seriously, you can’t infringe on the Bill of Rights, you jackwagons,” said Washington. “Oh, well. Hindsight and all that.”

At publishing time, Washington had reportedly consoled himself by remembering that he wouldn’t have to spend eternity with the people who’d destroyed his nation.

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June 3rd, 2024

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