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Black Swans, White Knuckles

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Eric Fry, reporting from Laguna Beach, California…

Hip, Hip Hooray!...The credit crisis has come and gone, according to all the folks who never saw it coming in the first place. And the stock market has bottomed, according to all the folks who never imagined it would fall when it did.

But that's not all… the housing market has found a floor, the economy has stabilized, the corporate bond market has revived, "core" inflation has moderated and the commodity markets have topped out. CNBC has told us so. The rallying stock market, we are told, is clear evidence that "the worst has passed."

We are not so sure.

The stock market certainly knows how to make a big splash, but that doesn't mean it can swim. Since the end of February, the Dow has treated investors to some magnificent one-day rallies. On three separate occasions, the Dow delighted its admirers with dazzling 400-point rallies. And yet, the high-profile index has gained absolutely no net ground over this five week span. For the year-to-date, the Dow is still nursing a 5% loss.

Rome wasn't built in a day, of course. And neither will the pillars of investment delusion rise in one day. But gradually, marble stones and mortar construct a massive Coliseum, just like the Federal Reserve's bailouts and press releases construct a massive deception. Is the American financial sector genuinely healthier today than it was one week ago or one month ago? Or does the financial sector merely seem healthier because the Fed is bankrolling the Bear Stearns takeover and announcing new bailout mechanisms and processes every couple of days.

To the casual observer, the Fed seems to be making up the rules as it goes along. Bernanke's only guiding rule is that there isn't one. But to be fair, he's in the middle of a very big mess that he didn't make. So we don't blame this Chairman for his behavior, we blame the last one.

Every Churchill needs a Chamberlain, of course. And Bernanke has his Greenspan. But this is where our metaphor breaks down. Bernanke is no Churchill. Bernanke is not even a Volcker. He is a Greenspan with more honesty and more facial hair…which is probably not enough of a difference to restore lasting stability to the U.S. economy or its struggling currency.

No, dear investor, Rome wasn't built in a day. So neither should we expect the stock market to inflict all of its bear-market damage in a single day…or the Federal Reserve to destroy the U.S. dollar in a single day. Big projects take time and the ongoing public works project to destroy America's wealth will be no different.

The nation's lending institutions are still reeling from the consequences of their boneheaded speculations. So why should any investor believe that a few upticks in the stock market will provide instant salvation?"The world's biggest finance companies reported about $232 billion in credit losses and writedowns since the start of 2007," Bloomberg news reports, "[and they] may post $75 billion in markdowns in 2008."

Or they may post $100 billion in markdowns…or $200 billion…or zero. No one knows. And knowing that no one knows is knowledge enough to stay away from the financial sector and to fear the stock market and to distrust the dollar.

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Black Swans, White Knuckles
By James Howard Kunstler

The current vacation from reality on Wall Street may last a few more days, or even a couple weeks, but it seems as though a whole flock of black swan events is circling the sky over Financial-land and is about to blot out the sun. By black swan, I refer to the concept popularized by Nassim Nicholas Taleb in his book of that name, namely unexpected events of great power that tend to change the course of history.

For the moment, with the crisis "contained," and the Banker Boyz getting ready to air out their Hamptons villas for the coming season, we are once again primed to be blindsided by potent random events that nobody saw coming. The trouble is; there are enough potent potential fiascos already visible on the horizon.

The mortgage fiasco is still just gathering steam as it moves from the non-payment stage to the default and repossession level on the grand scale. Even the political wish to bail out feckless mortgage holders will stumble on the mammoth clerical task of administrating the process, especially since we've barely begun to sort out who actually holds the mortgages after they've been minced into a fine mirepoix of securities off-loaded onto countless dupe "investors" ranging from municipal funds in obscure corners of foreign nations to countless public employee retirement plans.

No matter how the authorities try to "nationalize" the sucking chest wound of bad mortgages, the body of finance will flat-line -- and the American public will get stuck with the bill from the intensive care unit. Those who, for some weird reason, continue to pay their way and meet their obligations, will be none too pleased to pay for misdeeds of the deadbeats and their banker-lenders. This portends a taxpayer rebellion, which may translate into a voter rebellion.

It's too bad the current presidential candidates have been unable to address the unfolding economic nightmare. Their collective silence on the matter suggests that they don't have a clue what to say about it. As the nightmare plays out and black swans flock in to blot out the sun, and the hedge funds come a'tumbling down, and more big banks blunder into black holes, and businesses big and small across the land shutter up their operations, and the unemployment rolls swell, and families are thrown out of their houses even when bailouts are supposed to be saving them (but the bureaucracy can't get the paperwork done in time) -- well now, they are going to be one pissed off bunch of people. What will they do at the conventions? Our outside the conventions?

In the deeper background of all this is the all-important oil story that nobody in politics or the media wants to pay attention to. Notice that in the fervid unloading of assets this past week, as investors dumped their positions in the commodities markets, the price of oil remained stubbornly above $100-a-barrel.

Peak oil is for real. The supply can't keep up with global demand, even if the U.S. portion of global demand dips a bit. And more portentous sub-plots develop in the story every month. Export rates are falling at a steeper rate than depletion rates. In other words, the countries with all the oil aren't exporting as much of it. The exporting nations are not only buying more cars and running more air-conditioners, they also need to use more energy to lift the oil they've got out of the ground.

Another sub-plot is the fact that the equipment used world-wide to drill for oil and recover oil and move oil around the planet -- all that equipment is now so old and rusty that it can barely do the job, and it is going to start failing altogether unless investments are made to replace it, which nobody is making.

By the way, Americans blame the familiar private oil companies for all the trouble with oil in their lives -- Exxon-Mobil, Shell, et al -- but they don't seem to know that oil nationalism is in the driver's seat now. The old private "majors" are only producing five percent of the world's oil. The rest is coming from the national companies -- Aramco, Petrobras, Pemex, et blah blah -- and the very operations of the oil markets are entering a phase of radical instability as they move away from auctioning their stuff on the futures markets and start making long-term favored customer contracts instead.

The bottom line is that high prices for oil is hardly the only thing America has to worry about. Pretty soon the US will have to worry about getting the oil at any price -- meaning, we're in for shortages and supply disruptions sooner rather than later.

Also unbeknownst to most of America, the financial markets reflect all this instability around the basic resource of oil because industrial economies like ours are set up in such a way that they can't run without cheap and reliable supplies of the stuff. So the least little twitter in the reality-based world of peak oil means that everything to do with money and capital investment will naturally go crazy, since our expectations for increased wealth -- i.e. "growth" -- are predicated on the activities driven by oil.

It will be interesting to see what new machinations are unveiled this week. Whatever else this catastrophe is, it's a good show from the cheap seats.

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[Joel's Note: Here at the Rude Awakening, we encourage you to do your own research, knuckle down and undertake your own due diligence and then, after re-reading and committing to memory the entire Rude archive, make your own investment decision.

Some will scoff at our bullish stance on "tangible assets that sweat", as Eric and Chris Mayer call them. Others will chortle at our bleak outlook for the dollar. No matter. You can put your money where your mind is either way.

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Until tomorrow...

Cheers,

Joel Bowman
Rude Awakening
aussiejoel@the-rude-awakening.com


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