Gary’s Note: Attempting to micromanage carbon emissions is going to result in the kind of absurdities, distortions, swindling and rottenness one would expect. Whiskey Reporter Samantha Buker is on the scene with the sordid tale. Enjoy. And send your questions and comments to gary@whiskeyandgunpowder.com.

Cap and Trade Shenanigans

By Samantha Buker
July 8, 2009
Baltimore, Maryland, U.S.A.

To put an end to this cap-and-trade fiasco, the only option is probably to cap all the “revolving door” stooges and trade them out for oil and coal execs. But unfortunately, Shooters, that won’t be the fate of cap and trade. Not if the U.S. Climate Action Partnership (USCAP) can help it!

Linda Brady Traynham, our Whiskey morning glory, had us poking into HR 2454 when she mentioned Texan Rep. John Carter’s amendments to it in her recent shot.

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Ron Paul is right on the money in saying this bill will “sell pollution permits to the industry as the Catholic Church used to sell indulgences to sinners.”

But the intrepid Carter was no Martin Luther. Dem House leaders barred his amendments from floor debate on June 25. Carter was bested by the 309-page amendment from California Democrat — and bill sponsor — Henry Waxman. Of course, Waxman’s folly came to a floor vote before House Members had time to read it. HR 2454 squeaked by with seven more yeas than nays.

Harry Reid expects Senate results this fall. But in the meantime, let’s take stock and follow the money trail to the bill’s real supporters.

Behind That Green Machine, Pope Goldman Is Pushing

Project Cap and Tax began with the unholy Enron. That blind Cyclops of Energy pushed hard for cap-and-trade policy before its 2001 demise. But you’ll never believe who wanted in on it next.

Insurance titan AIG. The once-proud member of USCAP.

AIG knew creating exotic “insurance” wasn’t going to stay profitable much longer. But investing in currently worthless carbon credits and tanking alternative energy companies COULD mean big-time money — if Congress wanted it.

Back in 2007, then-CEO Martin Sullivan wanted to jump in feet first, saying that AIG:

“can help shape a broad-based cap-and-trade legislative proposal, bringing to this critical endeavor a unique business perspective on the business opportunities and risks that climate change poses for our industry.”

Note that Sen. Dodd has been AIG’s donation darling since 1990 — netting $284,000 from AIG’s employees, executives and PACs. And right now, Chris Dodd can help make the Senate’s version of the cap and trade. He’s so pro-cap and tax he wants to tack on a carbon tax — above and beyond cap and trade — that he hopes will generate $50 billion annually for renewable energy research..
 
But in February 2009, Joe Barton (R) led to charge to cut AIG out of USCAP. He cited AIG’s use of taxpayer money to finance lobbying activities. Point for cap-and-trade critic Joe Barton! We bet GM will drop from the USCAP roster if Barton has a hand in it.

But AIG’s single biggest counterparty will pick up the slack. Goldman Sachs spent $3.5 million on climate issues alone last year.

Then on Jan. 12, 2009, former Goldman CEO Hank Paulson offered think tank Resources for the Future (whose chairman of the board is also a Goldman alum) this interview: “How Markets Can Help Address Climate Change and Other Major Environmental Problems.”

We doubt this interest is merely because Hank Paulson is a lifelong bird-watcher.

Paulson confides that he “could see at Goldman” the value of carbon credits: “to come up with a system ultimately that has got credibility or is verifiable, that when someone pays to avoid it, you know, a ton of carbon emissions, they know they’re really getting a ton of carbon emissions avoided.”

When pressed, Paulson pooh-poohed the carbon tax. He said a tax wasn’t transparent, as the cap and trade was — amid crowd hoots and howls of laughter — as he emphasized the words “fair,” “credible,” “efficient” and “transparent.”

Is this the same man who guaranteed an efficient, transparent, and, um, highly credible, unregulated credit default swaps market? Is this the same purveyor of the clarity and transparency of the Moody’s and S&P ratings on bundles of mortgages?

But where Paulson may have stepped down, a new pro-CAP man steps up.

Treasury chief of staff Mark Patterson clocked lots of time across the street from Capitol grounds. From 2005 until April 11, 2008, he lobbied for Goldman as VP of government relations. While you’d think allowing a former lobbyist to work on an issue he has lobbied for within the past two years would besmirch Obaman ethics, we’ve been assured that he “steps out” of such matters at the Treasury, like a judge stepping down from a case. Yeah, sure he does.

Goldman likes cap and trade for one big reason: Its investments depend upon it.

Follow the Money Trail to Mr. Derivative

When you ask who’s the biggest winner if the bill goes through, you’ll find the Chicago Climate Exchange (CCX), co-founded by Hank Paulson and Al Gore. Members include Amtrak, DuPont, Ford, Oakland, Chicago, and the Iowa Farm Bureau.

The whole idea is the brainchild of Richard Sandor — aka “Mr. Derivative.” He’s the guy to thank for interest rate futures, as well as earthquake futures. In the early ’90s, he pioneered the collateralized mortgage obligation(CMO). And while you might not know exactly what a CMO is, you’ve probably heard the name Kidder, Peabody — where Mr. Derivative worked. By the mid-’90s, it held 28% of the total world CMO pie on its own balance sheet. Surprise, surprise, it all blew up in 1994, forcing the 130-year-old firm to the auction block — because of toxic instruments that look an awful lot like the mortgage securities that just blew up on us in 2007.

Do you feel confident?

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Goldman sure does. It owns a 10% stake in it. It also owns a 19% share in CCX’s parent: Climate Exchange Plc. It nearly doubled its holdings in January 2009.

The icing on the cake is its stake in Blue Source, a Utah-based purveyor of carbon creds. In 2005, when Paulson drew up the bank’s environmental policy and started Goldman on a stream of energy partnerships, investments and subsidiarys, he offered this comment: “We’re not making those investments to lose money.”

In 2009, Goldman got caught up in a botched IPO of its investment Changing World Technologies, which turned Butterball turkey offal into diesel — at the cost of $80 a barrel — before filing for Chapter 11. You can bet Goldman will ensure this sort of misstep doesn’t happen again.

Government-Guaranteed Price Hikes

The government “cap” is what makes this market a true racket.

As Peak Oilers know, the less and less of a dwindling resource, the higher the price you can get from the people that need it.

Capped carbon follows the same logic. We start with a high cap of carbon pollution and that’s the national limit of how much CO2 can be emitted that year. Each year, that cap shrinks a little more, and the next year even more, until we reach the “no-harm” level — which some environmentalist absurdly place at zero.

Now here’s the catch. The government divvies up the shares of emissions among businesses that produce or consume energy. (This handout may be based on history of consumption.) Say hello to a new breed of lobbyist pimping a whole new tier of Beltway bureaucracy.

The “surplus” credits will trade on exchanges like Chicago Climate Exchange or Blue Source, allowing companies to outbid each other for the leisure of producing more than the government said they could.

Each year, the government will hand out fewer and fewer emissions indulgences. Meaning there will be fewer credits to trade. And we commodity buffs know that the less there is of something, the higher the price rockets.

And the Chicago Climate Exchange will score larger and larger sums from the corporate carbon largesse. Goldman and company have everything to gain from this.

And you’ve got to ask: What exotic new derivatives can come out of this? Will institutional investors bet on futures of how much the government will lower the cap in 2025…2030? Wait, there already is a Chicago Climate Futures Exchange. Of course, it’s the wholly owned subsidiary of the Chicago Climate Exchange.

Could the coal companies purchase carbon default swaps? After all, what happens when they discover the hydropower credits they bought in Brazil didn’t quash emissions as much as anticipated?

That brings us to a big flaw: Does it really work?

Capital Abandons Its Own Carbon Purchase Scheme

The best part of this swindle? It’s hard to tell if it’s a swindle. You see, the credits fund development projects in countries like India or Brazil, for installing things like hydropower plants or rice husk-fired generators. Watchdog group International Rivers concluded that three-quarters of these projects would probably have been funded anyway, since they were already completed at time of approval.

Consider tree planting. How do you measure the carbon offset? It all changes based on soil and climate conditions, not to mention growth rate. Only when a tree has lived 100 years does it become a net carbon absorber.

Mr. Sandor doesn’t care if it works or not. He finds the debate: “quite interesting, but that’s not my business…I’m running a for-profit company.”

So why does the House of Reps think cap and trade will work? Well, it shouldn’t — based on recent experience.

It’s “Green the Capitol” campaign began with compact fluorescents. Then it switched to natgas power to keep the lights on. But the Capitol still wasn’t carbon neutral, so the House bought 24,000 metric tons of carbon offsets on the Chicago Climate Exchange. (Yep, through the same outfit owned 10% by Goldman Sachs.) But in February, after not being able to confirm that it offset any of its carbon, the House dropped all plans to “go green” with offsets.

So we have a classic case of “do as we say, not as we do” from our honorable reps.

We got the above anecdote from Ted Gayer — who worked a single year as deputy assistant secretary of economic policy at the Treasury: 2007-2008. Wonder if the unpopularity of his opinions turned him toward Georgetown professordom?

Lest we leave out another odious option, let’s talk direct carbon tax. The carbon heavies would pay a penalty for the carbon content of their products. The idea is that companies would cut emissions for the sake of avoiding the tax. But they’d probably just tuck the added cost into what you and I will pay.

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So that’s our choice: A private tax collection scheme that’s government backed or yet another Fed tax that business will probably loophole its way out of.

Either way, Shooters, we’ll end up with a case of cap and stick it…and you’re holding the bag, as usual. Estimates from various sources say you could pay $175-3,300 per household because of it.

The only way to trump this system? Hope the government will hand us a set of credits for owning — but not using — our clothes dryer…and then, as we hang our clothes to dry in the free sunshine, selling our credits to the highest bidder via the Blue Source Exchange.

Of course, if you feel the need to storm your senator’s home office during the summer recess, we wish you luck.

Regards,
Samantha Buker